KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR SNACKS ([info]motorbike) wrote,
@ 2009-06-20 12:17:00
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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
Today I found this! This! It is the best thing. It is a Russian children's book about different kinds of love, and the birds+bees. The description says it is a sexual education encyclopedia for ages 5 to 8, though it doesn't matter whether that is for real. (I think it's for real ffff) I translated my favorite parts of it for your pleasure gentlemen! Is it just me or does the text and art feel charmingly absurd a la Wes and Eric Anderson respectively















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[info]lecheporfavor
2009-06-20 07:52 pm UTC (link)
Those gays. Those gays are the best gays and I want to hang out with them. Also SOB SOB SOB BUDDHA KISSES


Aaah this actually made me smile somewhat at not having the "sex is a disgusting and repugnant act you save for someone you love" attitude. ilu russia? I also imagined Rasputin was reading it to me.

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Rasputin was like way an expert about sex so
[info]motorbike
2009-06-20 07:55 pm UTC (link)
I think fav part is Uncle Leif from America, but Sven and Arne are brilliant as is the yellow asian kid kissing Buddha.



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Exactly, exactly.
[info]lecheporfavor
2009-06-20 08:03 pm UTC (link)
Oh yeah Uncle Leif is really really good too. It's all wonderful jfhdsjfk

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[info]motorbike
2009-06-20 08:05 pm UTC (link)
There are also text segments on protection, what to and not to expect from your first time, erogenous zones, hemorrhoids (lol), and a bunch of other great stuff. Go russia.

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[info]amei
2009-06-20 08:10 pm UTC (link)
Fucking hell Nat what an awesome find, so wonderful I almost cried.

But now I want to icon everything (but especially those pubes) for posterity. Hmmmm

A SPOUT.

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[info]motorbike
2009-06-20 08:14 pm UTC (link)
Torn between OH JESUS and Neat! Charmed by the progressiveness.

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[info]arboretum
2009-06-20 08:41 pm UTC (link)
this is way better than the sex ed picture books from when I was 8.

I especially like "reeeeeeeeeeeeeeed" and also the cake which wants to be eaten and also Uncle Leif from America. :D :D

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[info]woodburner
2009-06-20 08:57 pm UTC (link)
Oh my god that is the trippiest thing I have ever seen. And what the fuck is up with the fascination with blood on that last page oh my god "reeeeeeeeeeeeeed"?! I think this author maybe needs medication before s/he goes on a homicidal rampage to cover everything in love.

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[info]motorbike
2009-06-20 09:14 pm UTC (link)
The absurdism ahhh I love it

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[info]zankara
2009-06-20 08:59 pm UTC (link)
That is the scariest genitalia i have ever seen XD

It's probably not so much the actual junk, but the mass jungle of hair the legs, dear god

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[info]motorbike
2009-06-20 09:14 pm UTC (link)
You may be mixing up "scary" and "european"

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[info]zankara
2009-06-20 09:37 pm UTC (link)
Oh, don't get me wrong! I love hair as much as the next lady ;).

...but there is something about that cock-and-balls that rubs me the wrong way. Mayhaps the little Y-shaped happy trail, or the speckled oddly-far apart-balls...

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[info]motorbike
2009-06-20 09:37 pm UTC (link)
Lol lol lol not to scale

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[info]ladysisyphus
2009-06-20 09:29 pm UTC (link)
I would absolutely give this ed book to my children. Only maybe not in Russian.

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[info]motorbike
2009-06-20 09:36 pm UTC (link)
Oh, ditto.

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[info]eclectic_gi
2009-06-20 10:43 pm UTC (link)
So much win. SPOUTS!!

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[info]wredwrat
2009-06-21 02:37 am UTC (link)
What a find!! Also thank you for the translation

Best gays EVER

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[info]manasseh
2009-06-21 02:57 am UTC (link)
so I kind of want to see what the rest of the book is like now :|

I MEAN... I like the page about showing the one you love things you like or think are nice. That's so sweet.

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[info]tlc010
2009-06-21 05:06 am UTC (link)
Sven/Arne is the otp find of the century

I also like whatever is going on with that cake. If all the people in the world could learn love each other as much as that man loves cake, there would never be another war. So inspiring;;;;;;;;;

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[info]dotiscute
2009-06-21 06:25 am UTC (link)
I like that the book explains that the penis goes INTO the vagina. The "Where Do Babies Come From?" book I had as a kid said that Mommy and Daddy made a "special cuddle" to make a baby and this confused me for years on end.

Oh, and I like that it's okay for gay people to love each other too.

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[info]un_endlich
2009-06-21 07:43 pm UTC (link)
If I had kids, I would totally have them read this!

The pretty seashell~

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[info]solidor
2009-06-22 01:08 am UTC (link)
This. is the best thing I've ever seen.

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[info]the_park
2009-06-22 02:11 am UTC (link)
Man! This is crazy.

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